Posts by Madame Quixote

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Cruzanheart was on national TV (Dateline, Murphy Texas)

by Big Tex in

dateline has been running a series of programs on internet child predators.

just a few months ago, they (along with perverted justice) made an appearance in sleepy little murphy, texas.

they used a house 2 blocks from where we live (all those evil, wicked apostates who've been to my home should know).. tonight they ran the episode, complete with the arrest of a local school teacher who was trolling after what he thought a 13 year old boy, a neighbor (literally) and a public prosecutor who killed himself rather than be arrested.

Madame Quixote

Congrats, Nina. Wonderful work!

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My Story: They called the cops on me!

by EnlightenedMind in

i found this website a few days ago, and ive stayed up until 3 and 4 a.m. every night since reading the all-too-familiar stories.

i applaud you for sharing your stories and being so open and caring to others who venture onto this site.

i wish id had you 9 years ago when i was dfd.

Madame Quixote

Welcome, Enlightened Mind! I am glad that you have taken control of your life and moved on after such an awful start in an abusive home. You deserve to be happy; congratulations on keeping your composure in such an awful situation (your brother's wedding).

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I FEEL YOUR PAIN!

by spidey9322 in

much to my surprise when i found this site...i noticed that many have experienced the same typr of humiliation, asn despaid as i have throughout my 36 years on this earth.

in reading some of these stories (even after being out of the truth) for over 20 years...it still brings chills to my spine about how i was treated.

where do i begin?

Madame Quixote

Welcome, Spidey. Hope you are able to benefit from the board; your experiences may help others to get out of that terrible organization. Keep sharing. So sorry for all of your trouble. I too was born & raised a Witless with nutty parents. Glad you got out and you're taking care of yourself. What's a PHS?

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The vote is in: SCIENCE vs RELIGION......who won?

by Terry in

history has demonstrated:.

religion is following orders by implicitly trusting someone or something.. science asks questions.. religion purports to answer questions.. science seeks to disprove its own conclusions.. religion seeks to reinforce its own dogma.. science is error-correction toward adjusting for realities as they unfold.. religion internalizes against reality by mocking up a substitute.. science is the most recent development of the human mind.

technology proves science to be successful in advancing human progress.. religion disdains human progress and waits for the end.

Madame Quixote

. . .which explains why many of the most brilliant and focused men of science have their panties in such a twist over the issues of god and religion and are fighting the good fight against delusion and illogic of religion . . .

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The vote is in: SCIENCE vs RELIGION......who won?

by Terry in

history has demonstrated:.

religion is following orders by implicitly trusting someone or something.. science asks questions.. religion purports to answer questions.. science seeks to disprove its own conclusions.. religion seeks to reinforce its own dogma.. science is error-correction toward adjusting for realities as they unfold.. religion internalizes against reality by mocking up a substitute.. science is the most recent development of the human mind.

technology proves science to be successful in advancing human progress.. religion disdains human progress and waits for the end.

Madame Quixote

Who won? The battle has only just begun; whoever wins, if history repeats itself, will be the ones who scream the loudest, have the most money, and the most destructive weapons.

When it comes to weaponry and argumentation, I suppose science could win, but the ones who often control the money (which controls the battles' parameters) are pols and wealthy, often bigoted, religious fanatics. Scientists are in a major, uphill battle against all those forces.

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JWs: Saying One Thing But Doing Another

by minimus in

jw
friends

jws say to do research in society publications and the bible but when you do research and see something that doesn't make sense that is being taught, and you question it----you are told not to research and leave things in jehovah's hands so that he can help you to understand things according to his will.

if you research or even read an older publication printed by "the slave", and you express that there is a different thought or viewpoint or even a "flip-flop" in understanding, you will be counseled to keep such observations to yourself.. have you seen examples of jws telling you to do one thing but in reality doing just the opposite?.

Madame Quixote

Uh . . .yeah. Everyone at this board is an example of that.

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The Delusion of Certitude

by IsaacJS2 in

the delusion of certitude pt 1. and how we, the "the lost sheep," help them maintain it.

no one has enough information about the universe to truly know if they have "the truth.

" to me, anyone who claims to have the absolute, ultimate truth of everything is literally claiming to have absolute knowledge.

Madame Quixote

I must disagree that there are 3 possible outcomes at each door a JW knocks on. A 4th outcome might be that the house is on fire. Or, the householder is home, but is dead or otherwise entirely indisposed. Any others?

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WOW!! What a FIND!! Watchtower Dates- the History of Their Movement

by Lady Liberty in

dear friends,.

came across this great chart of watchtower dates and references!!

my what a list it is!

Madame Quixote

Thanks so much! Printed and going in the mail to my JW relatives!

Sheesh! When does "new light" end and truth begin?

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Someone asked for cruel bible verses (somewhere on the forum); here y'go

by Madame Quixote in

http://www.cafepress.com/landoverbaptist/75553

Madame Quixote

http://www.cafepress.com/landoverbaptist/75553

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The Heavenly Toilet

by drew sagan in

i think i have come across the most sarcastic and moronic article i have ever read in the watcttower magazine.

just check this out: .

*** w63 4/15 p. 238 identifying the resurrected ***.

Madame Quixote

Speaking of heavenly toilets, get a "load" of this and check out the "WWJD" thong:

August 2002

Don't Get Caught On The Toilet When Jesus Comes Back!

BY LANDOVER LADY: JUDY O'CHRISTIAN

True Christian® friends, we know that Jesus is only moments away from making His appearance here on Earth. When He finally shows up, He will not be sharing His unconditional love with any liberal, Boodist, demoncrat, Mary Worshipper, or any other unsaved person. They will be discarded like trash and shipped off to be dumped into the lake of fire where they will burn forever. Our Lord will wonderfully and gloriously destroy every single unsaved person on this so-called "Planet Earth." Praise His name! And thank God for the unconditional love He shares with everyone who does exactly what He says.

Friends, I just want to make sure that you realize if you are sitting on the toilet when Jesus comes back, and His sweet face peeks into the bathroom, to find you there, He could turn His back on you forever! What an UNGODLY position to be in! Jesus ain't gonna rapture anyone with their pants hanging down by their ankles. Shame on you! He is not coming back to endure the evil smells you make in the bathroom either! Jesus will NOT tolerate the stink of your asparagus-tainted urine, nor will His heavenly nostrils bear the scent of your stools! He shouldn't have to! He is our creator and He knows ALL! He knows when you are sleeping, He knows when you're awake, and He watches you while you sit on the potty reading Christian newspapers and stinking up the whole house! He will NOT interrupt you on the toilet! And that's something you should think about before ever sitting down on one! Furthermore, if you are a teenager, I want to ask you a question. Do you think Jesus doesn't care what you are doing while you are sitting on the toilet? Not only does He care, He cares enough to put a little check mark in His book whenever He sees you touch your tallywacker! Don't ever waste your time trying to explain things to Jesus, you little sissy! You'll just give Him a big old belly laugh! All True Christians® know that if a boy touches himself, even in the shower, he is a homosexural. So just shut up about it and accept the fact that you are going to burn in HELL FOR ALL ETERNITY! "Fantasizing" about the "body parts" of female sluts is never an excuse! Since a boy is touching a male unmentionable member, that makes him HOMOSEXURAL! That is why a man who touches his devil snake while urinating is damned to an everlasting Hell. Some lazy housewives complain about the mess when their husband doesn't guide his privates while eliminating liquid waste, but I would much rather have to sponge off a plastic toilet seat or silk flower arrangement over the tank four times a day than spend eternity without my Christian husband in Glory.

Jesus is not going to accept any silly excuses. He is not a liberal, nor is He a scientist or modern doctor! He is the Son of God, and his favorite remedy for curing everything is to burn everyone who doesn't do exactly what He commands, IN HELL. Dear Friends, Jesus is no respector of sin. Whether it's masturbating, fornicating, voting democratic in a national election, or even murdering someone, it's all the same in the eyes of God! Although, I believe that it sickens Him to have to sit up in Heaven all day watching young boys masturbate, our Lord has seen it all.

So let's not get caught on the devil's johnny when the Lord comes a' callin' friends! I really believe the only way to assure salvation while you are sitting on the toilet is if your bottom is planted firmly into one of my Rapture Ready Toilet® seats ($2,489.00 Sears Model). My Rapture Ready Toilet® (featuring "The Target," Hillary Clinton's face handpainted inside the bowl), was created by Christians FOR Christians! Not only does it have a stink proofer, so Jesus doesn't have to smell your sin deposits, but it also has an anti-masturbation mechanism, a giant picture of Jesus, a Bible rest, a stereo hooked up to Pastor's best sermons, and a self wiper! If you can't afford a Rapture Ready Toilet®, my advice (and this does not guarantee that you will be raptured) is to wear an adult diaper and keep a can of Glade nearby to hide the smell! I suggest that you wear that diaper to work, to school, to your seat in Congress (the White House has already implemented this solution to assure their ascendency to Heaven; GW Bush and Cheney love wearing their adult diapers and report extra "freedom" to perform their tasks). Even Ari Fleisher, the Jew, who insists he will wait until the very last minute to accept Jesus and stop being an unsaved Jew, is wearing Depends®. True Christians across the nation are dutifully following their example. Praise God! But I still suggest you purchase one of my toilets, just in case.

As a final word of caution, all True Christians®, take note! You will only join me and Jesus in Heaven if you stay away from the toilet and all its dirty business as much as Christianly possible. Even if it means holding it in for days on end! For the Lord tells us -- He will appear like a thief in the night! No one knows the day or the hour! Don't get caught with your trousers down by your ankles! Oh Heavens No! I couldn't bear the thought! Please show Jesus that you are a True Christian® Republican who doesn't lower himself and "go to the bathroom." I pray for you to be stench-less and worthy of entering the House of the Lord, where the only smell will be the sweet scent of the precious blood of Jesus!

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